Bitchassness is back on the Scene

So Im up at[lookin at time on cable box] 6:36 AM because something just happened to me that really pissed me off...-so im gonna do a TOP 5 list on how to recognize the very serious and rapidly spreading disease of BITCHASSNESS..because it seems to be at LEVEL ORANGE...which calls for a STATE OF EMERGENCY-hoping to forget about the situation and get a little laugh[haha?] out it too.

TOP 5 WAYS TO SPOT BITCHASSNESS in its most DEVELOPING stages...

1. When a man bitches and cries all the time saying what he can't do..-instead of trying to figure out what he can do ...-this is a alarming sign of BITCHASSNESS

2. When someone's negativity or negative qualities drag down the efforts of other people...-this is a sign of BITCHASSNESS *said best by DIDDY**

3. Telling someone they cant do something because you failed at it yourself...-(yes you guessed it)...sign of BITCHASSNESS*said best by DIDDY**

*The last two are dedicated to the ladies...-because many people think that BITCHASSNESS only affects men..-but you my friends are wrong*

4. BITCHASSNESS= Tellin people your weave is your hair...-come on now LADIES..he will know when he touches it..-or if he tried to pull your hair..-and gets a fist full of it in his hands**said best by DIDDY**

5. Ladies why buy a size 5 pants if you know damn well your ass is a size 13..-this is bitchassness cause you fronting to be a size your not instead of wearing what fits..smh[get it together...]

Since I love you guys so much I'm gonna give you guys a BONUS

way to spot BITCHASSNESS

*BONUS*-A big EXAMPLE OF BITCHASSNESS IS..[listening to the drum roll]

AIG[said best by DIDDY**]..IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AIG is you need to try watching CNN or reading a damn newspaper...and stop bringing BITCHASSNESS to a level ORANGE...

**Tenderoni*